Analysis and
Commentary from a Lovecraftian Perspective
Let
me again apologize profusely for the lateness of this dispatch. On my way back home this evening, I saw that a shoggoth had
tied up traffic in various places on the interstate. This necessitated a circuitous
detour. I can still hear the sirens from
my window.
Vigilant
readers are probably already aware of the recent discovery in eastern England
of a number of pterosaur fossils. The
bones were over 100 million years old, and contained the remains of at least 14
distinctly different species of this giant flying reptile. One species was probably the largest flying
creature that has ever lived, on this planet at least. It had a wingspan of over 30 feet and may
have weighed close to 600 pounds. Scientists
were especially impressed with diversity of pterosaur forms: some sported crests
on their heads, while size and shape varied considerably. Most had large, sharp teeth at the tip of
their snouts and probably ate fish.
However,
a few others had smaller teeth, suggesting
different feeding preferences. One of the smaller species, approximately the size of an
adult human, was remarkable for its bat like wings and complete absence of a
snout or other discernible facial features, even eyes. Unlike the other pterosaur remains, this one
bore evidence of having horns. Dubbed “Ludodactylus
edwardgoreyi”, scientists are still uncertain ‘out of what [prehistoric]
crypt they crawl.’
From
Connecticut comes news of a plan to construct an artificial bat cave, to serve as
a hibernaculum, in a limestone quarry
near the town of New Milford. Local bats
now occupy an old abandoned mine shaft in the quarry, and it is hoped that the
bats will soon move into the hibernaculum and allow work to proceed in other
areas of the property. Evidently, there are
several of these artificial bat caves in the Constitution State, a well
intentioned though conceivably perilous venture.
An
attempt to build a hibernaculum further south, in Tennessee, has mysteriously failed. Its builders intended to
create an attractive and hygienic home for bats near the town of Clarksville,
but not a single bat will stay there.
Playing recordings of ultrasonic bat calls did not entice them into the
experimental, man-made cave. One theory
is that the hibernaculum was completed too late in the year for the bats to
find it and settle in. Or perhaps the cave was already occupied by something else...
Finally, just
a few months ago, neuroscientists at Brown University developed a method by
which computers can begin to predict the visual content of a sleeper’s dreams.
By analyzing brain activity in waking and sleeping subjects, and comparing
similarities in patterns, scientists were able to predict with some accuracy the
images of common objects seen by sleeping subjects while they are dreaming. Excited
by their findings, scientists plan to obtain new experimental subjects from
local state psychopathic institutions, pair them with medical interns, and
determine whether dream images can be shared or transmitted successfully
between them. The research department is
currently seeking an astronomer to join the team.
Lovecraft
wrote:
“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of
the human mind to correlate all its contents.” Yet it seems we had better
continue trying...
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